Thursday, April 30, 2009

No I am Not Sick Again

I thought I better drop everyone a line real quick note, and let people know that I have not croaked. Just for the record Mellody has not killed me either, although if she had I guess I would not be sending this out...Grin Anyway I have just been busier then a one legged man at an ass kicking contest. We have officially launched Big Ape Productions. It happened really quickly after my recent discharge from hospital. If you ask Mellody it was too quick, but non the less we are up and running. So here is a shameless plug for all your Asset Insurance Photography, Slide Show Presentations, or VHS to DVD transfers think of Big Ape Productions. We can be reached by calling 403 488 6433. Keep in mind we are also doing matrimony dispute asset photos and land lord pre and post rental report photos.

I might add that I had a major computer melt down. I think the Good Lord was just testing me to see if I would snap or not. Well I am here to report that it was very close at times, but we are up and running again. Did I mention that technology is great when it works, but BOY WHEN IT DOES NOT.....

Well I am off to have the powers to be hook the big ape up with some electrodes and watch me sleep. Now that is an interesting job if I have ever heard of one! Well I hope I can keep them entertained. The last time we did this I stopped breathing for upwards of 2 minutes at a time multiple times a night. No wonder I felt like I did. Anyway they have me hooked up to a ventilator at night so I don't have to worry about breathing it does it for me. An amazing little machine! So it is great just in case I stop to think and forget to start again I do not have to worry about whether I am breathing or not....LOL

Anyway I better wander back into the jungle as Mellody will be home soon to cart my carcass off to the hospital in Calgary.

So until next time.....Remember the average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

From The Big Ape

1 comment:

suZen said...

I love the quote at the end - I asked for brains over beauty and can't find a man that thinks, haha! Hope your tests went well - keep breathing ok? You have fans!