Thursday, March 15, 2007

Living Life Backwards

I just had to post this, as it is way to funny. Thanks Bill you are a funny man!!!!!

Until next time remember:
We have to get old, or we'd never slow down.

From The 400LB Gorilla

I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.


Anonymous said...

Greetings from Bugtussle, the place where the weather doesn't know what the H-E-Double Chopsticks it wants to do!!!!! I hope the new site does you well. The layout looks pretty good.
Talk to you soon.

Anonymous said...

Nice new site. Looks good as far as myself, a computer expert, NOT can tell. Have fun with it and quit picking on the cops for God's sake.