Kind Of A Cranky Posting Day

Well as we Canadians recover from a giant feast on turkey after thanksgiving day. I could never understand why we had to not share thanksgiving with our neighbours to the south. Why be different I ask? Maybe it is a consperiousy from the turkey growers of America to sell more turkeys in the year. That forces one to ponder why not have two Christmas's or two Easters. I guess with all the commercialism of Christmas I swear 1 day after school goes back some stores start to bring out the Christmas decorations! As for the Easter Bunny, he did not have enough economic force to create 2 special days in the world. You would think the dentists of the world would have united and set 2 Easters as then it would cause more dental concerns with all that sugar floating around rotting teeth as we sit. I can hear the decay now!!! LOL Then there would be all the health groups that want to banish holidays and days of interest like Easter and Halloween as it is bad for waistlines and general health. I came to the conclusion that the squeaky wheel always get the grease regardless of how stupid that the request or action is.

Now I like this next place I found. Build it and they shall come they say. Well all I can say is wow why didn't I of think of that ! A smashing success is what you can call this next place. In today's stressful society someone has thought out side of the box and is capitalizing on life's little stress's. A pretty creative business plan was written for this I am sure. I wish them all the success in the world maybe they will franchise these out in Canada. Lately I would probably be their best customer. I can hear the glass breaking now!!!!!

They say laughter is good medicine. Well here is something to make you smile:

The Duck and the Condom

Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.'' He calls and asks for some condoms.

The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?''

''No,'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!''

Hey I don't write them I am just the messenger. You know the routine don't shoot the messenger, but you have to admit that warrants at least a smile!...lol

I had to share this link that I was sent. Now a couple things come to mind as to why you should not be doing this. The next thing I can think of is because no one ever told this person you should not do this. The lawyer train is gaining steam as we read this. We all know what happened with McDonald's and the coffee fiasco. I can read the headlines now; "woman sues car wash or car manufacturer because the owners manual did not tell her that she could not use a pressure washer on the inside of the car. Again I go back to what were you doing that was that nasty you needed to take a pressure washer to the inside of your vehicle. I guess this gives new meaning to Mrs Clean.

The gift giving season is coming at a fast pace. Here is an idea for those hard to get for people. The gift that goes beyond the average run of the mill off of the shelf present. Now that is one gift you can actually say is over the moon. lol

Now as I promised last post. I was going to high lite fellow bloggers. I have been reading this families post for a few months now. They sound like a great family. It appears they have some family stressors, but their faith is strong. Maybe we all should take a lesson from these folks. I must admit I especially like his what he is thankful posting. I wish him and his wife all the best in their quest to set up a church here. At times I may not be in tune with my spirtual side, but as each day passes I seem be getting stronger in that sense also.

Well I must admit I do feel better now...
I never even threw anything or broke a dish... Writing the cleansing of the sole.

Despite the appearance of being separate individuals, we are all connected to patterns of intelligence governing the cosmos. - Deepak Chopra

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Cheers
From the Big Ape